Aw shit, get your tickets ready we're about to take off
Everybody in this plane put on your fucking belts.
And stay in your motherfucking seats
We're taking off, lets go!

I'm on a plane (I'm on a plane)
I'm on a plane (I'm on a plane)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm flying in a plane (flyin in a plane)
I'm on a plane (I'm on a plane)
I'm on a plane
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking plane (plane, yeah)

I'm on a plane motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flying in a plane over open sea
Bustin five miles, wind whippin at the wings.
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a plane.

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on this plane, bitch (bitch)
We drinkin ginger ale
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my carry on
And my chewing gum.
They be pushin carts, with that o j
"bitch gimme rum".

Im fuckin the attendant, doing flips and shit
She be squirtin, gettin everybody all wet
But this aint pamela, this is real as it gets.
I'm on a plane motherfucker, dont you ever forget

I'm on a plane and
It's going fast and
I got an american airlines
barf bag
I'm the king of the world
On a plane like Sammy
If you're on the ground
then you're sure not fly's me

"SIT THE FUCK DOWN THIS BOMB IS REAL!!!"

Fuck land, I'm on a plane, motherfucker (motherfucker)
FUck beds, i got chairs motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm in the back with my bitch, motherfucker (yeah)
The plane engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Her legs spread open while i eat her out (eat her out)
Gonna fly this plane into ur house now (house now)
Like finding Saddam, anything is possible.

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a plane
It's a big ass dick with wings
Hey Jesus
Look at me, oh (all hands on dick)

Never thought I'd see the day
With a big plane comin my way
Believe me when i say
I fucked all flight long

I'm on a plane
I'm on a plane
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a plane
I'm on a plane
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin plane (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeahhhh)